User:Woodgrain Gerbil

I am the emperor of the german orthography and Wester Island. My name is Woodgrain Gerbil. I am a man of great virtue and I am a mystery to myself. With the ambitions to find my sworn enemy Heidelgerd of Transnistria I'm wandering through the almighty network of FANDOM to find him, for he shall face my furious revenge. In the course of my voyage throughout the network of FANDOM, I was perambulating the realms of the Psi-Wiki. It was a loose conglomeration of lunatic-confederations, which were indulging in the crackbrained forbidden arts of pseudo-psionic doings. When I made my trip to their libraries I was confronted with the most frightening orthograpical bullsh*t one can imagine. And so I decided to help those poor plonkers by correcting their recorded documents in aspects of spelling, grammar and sense. The tribes of the lunatics were not amused by this and they put up a conspiracy against me to drive me out their realms. Several months had gone by and when I was visiting the Islands of Psi a second time, I was greeted by a man called GnadetheRipper, a familiar face to me. I made the acquaintance with him in my times of correction, though I tought of him as yet another silly crackhead. But he came to me and spoke, that I shall no longer be exiled. In my period of absense, the Islands of Psi were conquered by the confederation of Midearth - and they raped and pillaged the hell out of those pseudo-psionic imbecils. I was very pleased about it, and so I decided to join those funny looters. And that's how I got to know the Midearth-Wiki (the german one). And hence I'm german, one has to be clement about my raping unstable use of the english language, for I am mostly present in the german realms of Midearth.