Heidelgerd of Transnistria

Heidelgerd of Transnistria (commonly known as just Heidelgerd, born on 29th of february 1964, † 11th of august 2018) was, according to the lengendary Diary of Woodgrain Gerbil, the headman of the Society for the Alternation of Orthography LLC, father of virgin-terror Tim Bendzko, husband of the Blue Eminence and in addition the eternal sworn enemy of Emperor Woodgrain Gerbil. He was also indulging some form of rivalry with his mother in schooldays. Heidelgerd was of royal origin to the Gentry of Transnistria and was hence known for his relatedness to Count Dracula. After his perish there were several attempts of revivification by scientists, which all came to no avail. The closest attempt of reanimation was an abomination named Proto Heidelgerd.

Childhood
Few is known about Heidelgerd's backgrounds. Some reckon that he was born in Spandau, a city adjacent to the Prussian capital Berlin, which would be explanatory for his strange demeanour.


 * „Son, those people are not man. Those people are Spandauers.“


 * — Woodgrain Gerbil's mother, the Wunderkind of Freudenberg

It is known, that Heidelgerd was an enemy of the Wunderkind of Freudenberg, going as back as their common schooldays, where he was terrorising her at all times, because of his pure envy for her impeccable orthography, for which reason she always received somewhat better marks than he did.

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