United States of America

These United States of 'Murica (otherwise known as Mexican't or Canadon't) are a Union of federal states where no one can secede, expect when they do. These United States are best known for liberating other nations, killing communists, losing in wars against rice-farmers and following manifest destiny. They stole their national animal from the germans (even though the german eagle is way cooler, it even has two heads) and their national dish is the Big Mac.